G3

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A holy guitar party that started way back in 1996 by Joe Satriani and Steve Vai, and a new butt-ugly guy every year. It’s just one guitar solo after another, like a never-ending f**kfest for your ears.
Man, that G3 tour was like a cock tease for my brain.
I watched the G3 tour and got a boner for guitar solos.
That G3 tour was so good, I forgot my own name.
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F**kin’ pwns with a snazzy ACOG scope on Hardcore mode. It’s like having a sniper rifle and a chainsaw in one.
I pwned that guy with a G3 and an ACOG. He cried.
That G3 with ACOG was like getting a free hug from a grenade.
I pwned him so hard with that G3, he got a concussion.
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The f**kin’ greatest gun ever made. It’s like a bullet-firing ninja that lets you shoot things from 400 meters away and still hit the target. Some people think it’s too hard to use, but it’s just a f**kin’ snob problem.
I used my G3 to shoot a cow from 400 meters. That cow had it coming.
My G3 is so accurate, it could hit a f**kin’ moon.
I tried using the G3 and it was like trying to juggle with a chainsaw.
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A f**kin’ hot TikToker with 13k followers. They post videos so good, you might forget to breathe.
That G3 TikToker is so hot, I got a boner watching her videos.
I followed that G3 TikToker and now I know how to dance.
That G3 TikToker is like a f**kin’ pizza with extra cheese.
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A f**kin’ expression from Call of Duty 4 when someone totally pwns you with a G3. It’s like getting hit with a f**kin’ brick wall.
I got G3’d in Call of Duty 4 and my brain exploded.
That G3’d moment was so bad, I cried like a baby.
I got G3’d so hard, I quit the game and went to sleep.
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A f**kin’ computer from Apple that looks like it was made by a f**kin’ fruit salad. It’s got colors so bright, they hurt your eyes.
That G3 computer is so fruity, it could make a cow vomit.
I got a G3 and now my eyes are on fire.
My G3 computer is so colorful, it looks like a rainbow exploded in my face.
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When a bunch of f**kin’ people all sit around and f**kin’ w00000t at the same time. It’s like a f**kin’ meatball party for your brain.
That G3 w00000t was so loud, I got a f**kin’ headache.
I joined the G3 w00000t and now I can’t stop w00000ting.
The G3 w00000t was so good, I forgot how to talk.
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