G1 Demon
A G1 driver who thinks they’re ready for the big leagues but can’t even manage a simple turn without crying.
He tried to merge onto the highway and ended up in the middle of a traffic jam like a confused penguin.
He texted me: 'I’m gonna get my G2 soon. I promise.' I said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t die in the car with you.'
He tried to park and ended up driving into a pole like it was personal.