G1 Demon

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A half-baked driver who still has a G1 and can't even handle the road without screaming like a baby.
My cousin got a ticket for driving 100 km/h on a 60 zone and still thinks it's a miracle he didn't crash.
I texted my G1 Demon friend: 'You’re gonna die in a ditch someday.' He replied: 'At least I won’t be alone.'
He tried to parallel park and ended up in the middle of the street like a confused chicken.
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A person with a G1 who thinks they're the king of the road and has no idea what G2 even is.
My G1 Demon swears he can beat anyone in a race, even though he can't even start the car without help.
He texted me: 'I'm the best driver ever. I've never missed a stop sign.' I replied: 'You missed three this week.'
He tried to do a U-turn and ended up in the oncoming lane like a total idiot.
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A G1 driver who thinks they’re ready for the big leagues but can’t even manage a simple turn without crying.
He tried to merge onto the highway and ended up in the middle of a traffic jam like a confused penguin.
He texted me: 'I’m gonna get my G2 soon. I promise.' I said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t die in the car with you.'
He tried to park and ended up driving into a pole like it was personal.
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