G00GLE SHIT G00GLE
You gotta say it loud and proud. Google is a pile of garbage, and that 10^100 is just a lie. Aliens are real, and they're using Google to mess with your head. You're being planned.
I yelled 'GOOGLE SHIT GOOGLE' in my mom’s kitchen. She cried.
I searched 'how to be rich' and got a loan ad.
Aliens said I was part of the plan. I believed them.