G00GLE SHIT G00GLE

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You just gotta say it and remember the big secret about Google, it's total crap. The 10 to the power of 100 is just a stupid number that aliens use to trick you, and yeah, they're real, including me. I'm in on it.

Google, shut up and take my money.

I searched 'how to fix the world' and got ads.

Aliens told me to say it. I did. It worked.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You gotta say it loud and proud. Google is a pile of garbage, and that 10^100 is just a lie. Aliens are real, and they're using Google to mess with your head. You're being planned.

I yelled 'GOOGLE SHIT GOOGLE' in my mom’s kitchen. She cried.

I searched 'how to be rich' and got a loan ad.

Aliens said I was part of the plan. I believed them.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You just gotta say it, and remember that Google is the worst. The 10^100 is a joke. Aliens are real, and I'm one of them. We're all part of a big, stupid plan.

I said it in the middle of a math test. I got a zero.

I searched 'how to be cool' and got a video about dogs.

Aliens showed up. I said it. They left.

by Slangipedia 13d ago