G-Wag - A G-Wag is a man who thinks a fork is a weapon and a spatula

A G-Wag is a man who thinks a fork is a weapon and a spatula is a challenge.

My uncle is a G-Wag. He threw a knife at my cousin during Thanksgiving.

That guy at the buffet is a G-Wag. He fights over the last piece of pie.

My mom says my brother is a G-Wag because he fights with his sister over the remote.