G-Wag

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Stands for a Mercedes G Wagon, and it's the only thing that can make a man feel fancy enough to not punch the next person who talks to him.

My cousin just bought a G-Wag and now he thinks he's the king of the block.

That G-Wag costs more than my entire student loan.

He drives that G-Wag like it's a warzone and he's the general.

A G-Wag is a man who thinks a fork is a weapon and a spatula is a challenge.

My uncle is a G-Wag. He threw a knife at my cousin during Thanksgiving.

That guy at the buffet is a G-Wag. He fights over the last piece of pie.

My mom says my brother is a G-Wag because he fights with his sister over the remote.

A G-Wag is Sean Varley and Alex Tremblay, but also the reason why the school principal got a new job.

Sean and Alex are G-Wags. They got suspended for throwing a pencil at the teacher.

My friends said Sean and Alex are G-Wags because they fight over whose turn it is to ride the bus.

The principal said Sean and Alex are G-Wags because they got in trouble 10 times this month.

A G-Wag is a group of swag-ass pimps from Claremore, Oklahoma, who think they’re the only ones who can ride in style.

That G-Wag from Claremore just arrived and they all wore matching hats.

My cousin joined a G-Wag and now he thinks he’s a king.

The G-Wag from Claremore rolled up in a van and everyone stopped fighting to see them.