G-Unify
My buddy George Hellens. Used to be called G-Unit until some faggot gangster crew showed up. Had to make up a new name. I came up with G-Unify. It’s sick, and I love him for being real, but when he gets real, it gets super real and super bad.
G-Unify is the real deal. Don’t mess with him or he’ll turn you into a pancake.
I asked him why he didn’t just stay G-Unit. He said, ‘I was tired of being a faggot gangster.’
He told me to keep it real. I said, ‘I’ll keep it real, but I’ll keep it real with a chainsaw.’