G-Unify

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My buddy George Hellens. Used to be called G-Unit until some faggot gangster crew showed up. Had to make up a new name. I came up with G-Unify. It’s sick, and I love him for being real, but when he gets real, it gets super real and super bad.
G-Unify is the real deal. Don’t mess with him or he’ll turn you into a pancake.
I asked him why he didn’t just stay G-Unit. He said, ‘I was tired of being a faggot gangster.’
He told me to keep it real. I said, ‘I’ll keep it real, but I’ll keep it real with a chainsaw.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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George Hellens. Used to be G-Unit. Then some faggot gangster crew came and stole his name. He made G-Unify. It’s awesome. But if he keeps it real, it’s not just real, it’s a nuclear explosion.
He said, ‘I’m G-Unify. You’re just a faggot in a trench coat.’
He kept it real so hard, the sidewalk cracked.
He called me a faggot gangster and I called him a walking disaster.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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George Hellens. He was G-Unit until some faggot gangster crew messed it up. Now he’s G-Unify. It’s lit. But when he keeps it real, he turns you into a meatball.
He said, ‘I’m G-Unify. You’re a meatball with no sauce.’
He kept it real so hard, I had to mop the floor.
He told me to shut up or he’d keep it real and I’d be a meatball.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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