g-turd - A tiny poop that comes out after you think you're done, like

A tiny poop that comes out after you think you're done, like your butt is trying to make you stay.

I was about to leave, but my butt gave me a g-turd like it was trying to say, 'You're not done yet.'

I thought I was done, but my butt gave me a g-turd like it wanted me to stay.

I just finished my business, and my butt gave me a g-turd like it wanted me to stay.