g-turd

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A tiny poop that comes out after you think you're done going, like nature tricked you and said, 'Nope, you're not done yet.'

I just finished a big poop, and then my pants got a little extra surprise.

After my 10-minute bathroom session, I got hit with a g-turd like I was cursed.

I was about to leave the bathroom, then I got hit with a g-turd like a slap in the face.

A little poop that shows up after you thought you were done, like your butt is playing a prank on you.

I felt like I was done, then I got a g-turd like my butt was laughing at me.

I just finished my business and got a g-turd like I was being teased by my own poop.

I thought I was done, then I got a g-turd like I was being tricked by my own butt.

A small poop that comes after you think you're done, like your poop is giving you the middle finger.

I was about to leave the bathroom, and then I got a g-turd like my poop was telling me to stay.

I thought I was done, but then I got a g-turd like my poop was giving me a finger.

After I finished my business, I got a g-turd like my poop was mocking me.

A little poop that comes after you think you're done, like your butt is saying, 'You're not done yet.'

I was halfway out the door, and then my butt gave me a g-turd like it was trying to stop me.

I thought I was done, but my butt gave me a g-turd like it was trying to keep me there.

I was about to leave, but my butt gave me a g-turd like it was trying to say, 'You're not done yet.'

A tiny poop that comes out after you think you're done, like your butt is trying to make you stay.

I was about to leave, but my butt gave me a g-turd like it was trying to say, 'You're not done yet.'

I thought I was done, but my butt gave me a g-turd like it wanted me to stay.

I just finished my business, and my butt gave me a g-turd like it wanted me to stay.

A small poop that shows up after you think you're done, like your butt is giving you the third degree.

I thought I was done, but my butt gave me a g-turd like it was giving me the third degree.

I just finished my business, and my butt gave me a g-turd like it was trying to interrogate me.

I was about to leave, and my butt gave me a g-turd like it was trying to question me.