G-tek tried to invent a new language. It only had three words: ‘more,’ ‘why,’ and ‘I don’t know.’

G-tek told me he can breathe underwater. I asked him to prove it. He took a sip of water and coughed.

G-tek tried to be a philosopher. He said, ‘Life is a sandwich. You’re the bread.’ I asked him what the meat was. He said, ‘My brain.’