g-tek

G-tek tried to fix his phone by putting it in the microwave. Now it’s broken and he’s confused.

G-tek thinks pizza is a vegetable. He eats it with ketchup like it’s a salad.

G-tek tried to text me during a thunderstorm. He got struck by lightning and now he’s a human lightning rod.

G-tek tried to explain why the sky is blue. He said it’s because the clouds are tired.

G-tek tried to build a time machine out of Legos. It exploded and he cried.

G-tek thinks gravity is just a myth invented by scientists who hate him.

G-tek said he can run a marathon in 3 seconds. He ran 3 feet and collapsed.

G-tek tried to be a rockstar. He screamed into a blender and it broke.

G-tek told me he invented the wheel. I asked him how he got home. He said, 'I walked.'

G-tek tried to launch a rocket with a banana. It went up and came back down, and he laughed like it was a joke.

G-tek thinks Earth is flat and he’s the center of the universe. He drew a circle around his house and called it the edge of the world.

G-tek tried to talk to aliens. He said, 'Hey, space guys, I brought cookies.' They left.

G-tek tried to solve a math problem. He used a chicken and a calculator. The chicken won.

G-tek said he can read minds. I asked him what I was thinking. He said, 'You’re thinking about tacos.' I was thinking about you.

G-tek tried to be a superhero. He wore a cape and a sock. He tripped and fell into a puddle.

G-tek tried to invent a new language. It only had three words: ‘more,’ ‘why,’ and ‘I don’t know.’

G-tek told me he can breathe underwater. I asked him to prove it. He took a sip of water and coughed.

G-tek tried to be a philosopher. He said, ‘Life is a sandwich. You’re the bread.’ I asked him what the meat was. He said, ‘My brain.’