G squeak - Smacking someone so fast they fall over like a drunkard and

Smacking someone so fast they fall over like a drunkard and land with a sound so loud it wakes up the whole block

At the grocery store, a man got G squeaked and his coffee spilled everywhere.

I got G squeaked by my cousin and my ear started ringing like a bell.

My mom got G squeaked by my dad and now she’s mad at him for the rest of the week.