G squeak

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When you knock someone’s teeth out with a single punch so fast they go face first into the dirt like a dog that got hit by a truck
My cousin got G squeaked by a guy who looked like he just woke up from a coma.
I saw a kid get G squeaked at the bus stop and started crying like a baby.
My mom got G squeaked by my uncle and still hasn’t forgiven him.
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Smacking someone so hard in the face they instantly forget how to stand and fall like a sack of potatoes
My brother got G squeaked by the principal and spent the whole day in the nurse’s office.
I got G squeaked by my friend during a game of tag and ended up on the ground for five minutes.
My dad got G squeaked by a guy he didn’t even know and now he’s scared of strangers.
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Punching someone so fast and hard they go flying like a ragdoll and land with a thud that echoes through the whole neighborhood
At the park, a guy got G squeaked and his lunch came out of his nose.
I got G squeaked by my friend and now I have a black eye and a bruised ego.
My neighbor got G squeaked by his kid and now he’s too scared to walk outside.
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When you hit someone so hard in the face they instantly forget how to breathe and collapse like a broken toy
My friend got G squeaked by a guy who looked like he had a grudge against him.
I got G squeaked by my brother and my nose started bleeding like a waterfall.
My dog got G squeaked by my uncle and now he’s too scared to eat.
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Smacking someone so fast they fall over like a drunkard and land with a sound so loud it wakes up the whole block
At the grocery store, a man got G squeaked and his coffee spilled everywhere.
I got G squeaked by my cousin and my ear started ringing like a bell.
My mom got G squeaked by my dad and now she’s mad at him for the rest of the week.
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Hitting someone so hard they go flying like a bullet and land with a sound that could be heard from the next town
My brother got G squeaked by a guy who looked like he had a death wish.
I got G squeaked by my friend and my teeth started rattling like a bag of marbles.
My dog got G squeaked by my neighbor and now he’s too scared to bark.
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