g-scort
A Ford Escort that's either dressed up like a fancy hooker or beaten to death by a drunk man. Either way, it's a mess.
My g-scort looks like it was hit by a truck and then painted by a toddler.
That car is so pimped out, it's like it's trying to be a Lamborghini.
I saw my g-scort on the side of the road. It looked like it had a meltdown.