g-scort

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A Ford Escort that's either dressed up like a fancy hooker or beaten to death by a drunk man. Either way, it's a mess.

My g-scort looks like it was hit by a truck and then painted by a toddler.

That car is so pimped out, it's like it's trying to be a Lamborghini.

I saw my g-scort on the side of the road. It looked like it had a meltdown.

A Ford Escort that's either shiny and fresh or so broken it can't even start. It's like a relationship that went from hot to cold.

My g-scort is so fresh, it could start a trend.

That car is so broken, it's like it gave up on life.

My g-scort tried to start, but it just coughed and died.

A Ford Escort that's either got more bling than a celebrity or it's so old it's about to die. It's a rollercoaster of vibes.

My g-scort is blingier than my cousin's new phone.

That car is so old, it's like it's been through a war.

My g-scort is like a rollercoaster, it goes up, then it crashes.

A Ford Escort that's either looking like it's ready for a night out or it's been through hell and back. Either way, it's a beast.

My g-scort is dressed up like it's going to a party.

That car has been through hell, and it's still standing.

My g-scort is like a beast, it can take a punch and still keep going.