g-sale
A g-sale is when you clean out your garage and realize you have way more junk than you thought. It’s also when your neighbors come over and take everything.
My uncle had a g-sale and sold his dead goldfish. I think he was trying to get rid of the guilt.
The g-sale was so good, my dog ran away with a bag of chips.
I went to a g-sale and bought a lamp that probably hates me now.