g-sale

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A g-sale is like a garage sale but way more chaotic. It’s when people throw out stuff they don’t want and hope someone else will take it and leave them alone.
I went to a g-sale and found a couch that probably had fleas and a history of drama.
My mom had a g-sale and sold my old baby sister’s blanket. She’s never gonna forgive me.
The g-sale was so bad, it looked like a landfill had a midlife crisis.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A g-sale is when you clean out your garage and realize you have way more junk than you thought. It’s also when your neighbors come over and take everything.
My uncle had a g-sale and sold his dead goldfish. I think he was trying to get rid of the guilt.
The g-sale was so good, my dog ran away with a bag of chips.
I went to a g-sale and bought a lamp that probably hates me now.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A g-sale is the worst kind of shopping. You go in thinking you’ll get a deal, but you end up buying stuff you don’t need and can’t afford.
I went to a g-sale and bought a toaster that probably wants to sue me for bad vibes.
My dad had a g-sale and sold my old math test. He’s never gonna let me forget that one.
The g-sale was so bad, it made my cousin cry. And he’s not easy to cry.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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