G Pooch
The spot between your junk and your butt or your snatch and your butt. It’s the reason you stink so bad that your pet runs away from you.
My little brother said my G Pooch was so bad it woke up the ghost in the house.
My friend said I smelled like a gym sock that had been left in a hot car.
I told my brother I was going to take a bath, and he said, ‘You look like you’ve been in a sewer.’