G Pooch

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The smelly part of your body that sits between your junk and your butt or your snatch and your butt. It’s the reason you stink like a rotten sock after a long day.

My gym teacher called me a walking fart after I forgot to wipe.

My dog sniffed my pants and ran away screaming.

I told my mom I was going to take a shower, and she said, ‘Finally!’

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The part of your body that gets all the dirt and grime from your butt and your junk. It’s the reason you smell like a garbage can after a long day.

My crush asked me to hold his hand, and I said, ‘Only if you promise not to stink up my life.’

My dad told me I could sit with him at the dinner table if I washed my G Pooch.

I told my teacher I was sick, and she said, ‘You look like you’ve been living in a trash can.’

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The spot between your junk and your butt or your snatch and your butt. It’s the reason you stink so bad that your pet runs away from you.

My little brother said my G Pooch was so bad it woke up the ghost in the house.

My friend said I smelled like a gym sock that had been left in a hot car.

I told my brother I was going to take a bath, and he said, ‘You look like you’ve been in a sewer.’

by Slangipedia 13d ago