G Pooch
The part of your body that gets all the dirt and grime from your butt and your junk. It’s the reason you smell like a garbage can after a long day.
My crush asked me to hold his hand, and I said, ‘Only if you promise not to stink up my life.’
My dad told me I could sit with him at the dinner table if I washed my G Pooch.
I told my teacher I was sick, and she said, ‘You look like you’ve been living in a trash can.’