G-pony
A G-Pony is a real-life gangsta who drinks at 6 a. m. and talks trash like it’s breakfast.
Bro just woke up and already called me a chump. That’s G-Pony energy.
My cousin drinks beer out of a coffee mug at 6 a. m. That’s a G-Pony.
He texted me at 6 a. m. and said, ‘You’re gonna regret this.’ That’s a G-Pony.