G-pony

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A G-Pony is a real-life gangsta who drinks at 6 a. m. and talks trash like it’s breakfast.

Bro just woke up and already called me a chump. That’s G-Pony energy.

My cousin drinks beer out of a coffee mug at 6 a. m. That’s a G-Pony.

He texted me at 6 a. m. and said, ‘You’re gonna regret this.’ That’s a G-Pony.

A G-Pony is a cool pony from My Little Pony who acts like a gangsta and makes everything awesome.

That pony in the show flexes like he just won a battle. That’s a G-Pony.

The G-Pony rides a unicorn like it’s a motorcycle. That’s a G-Pony.

He said ‘Friendship is Magic’ like it was a battle cry. That’s a G-Pony.