g-phatpipe
A human who has more internet than a tech billionaire and uses it like it's a toy. They're so rich with data that they waste it on silly stuff while you're stuck with a broken connection.
He used his internet to stream 4K movies on 10 devices and still had 70% left.
She downloaded 200 GB of cat videos and still had 95% of her data left.
He used his internet to play a 20-hour game and still had 85% left.