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A person who has more internet than a billionaire and uses it like it’s going out of style. They waste it on nonsense while you’re stuck with buffering.
Bro just downloaded 1000 cat videos and still has 90% of his data left.
My neighbor streams 4K porn all day and still has 80% of his data left.
He bought a T-1000 internet plan and uses it like it’s free.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Someone who has a million gigabytes of internet and acts like it’s a luxury. They use it for stupid stuff while you’re stuck with a dial-up connection.
She streams 8K videos on 4 different devices and still has 70% of her data left.
He uses his internet for a 20-hour gaming session and still has 95% of his data left.
His internet is so strong it could power a spaceship, and he uses it for YouTube shorts.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A person who has so much internet it's like they stole it from the internet god. They waste it on nonsense while you're stuck with a broken connection.
He used his internet to download 500 GB of memes and still had 80% left.
She streams 8K videos on 7 devices and still had 90% of her data left.
He paid for the internet of a small country and used it for a single TikTok.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A human who has more internet than a tech billionaire and uses it like it's a toy. They're so rich with data that they waste it on silly stuff while you're stuck with a broken connection.
He used his internet to stream 4K movies on 10 devices and still had 70% left.
She downloaded 200 GB of cat videos and still had 95% of her data left.
He used his internet to play a 20-hour game and still had 85% left.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A person who has so much internet it's like they're rich and you're poor. They use it for nonsense while you're stuck with a dial-up connection and a life of misery.
He used his internet to stream 8K videos on 10 devices and still had 90% left.
She used her internet to download 1000 GB of memes and still had 85% left.
He spent 20 hours watching YouTube videos and still had 95% of his data left.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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