g pepsi
When your butt feels like it’s been run over by a truck, then you poop and it feels like your penis is on fire. You get two big lumps on your dick and brown goo comes out like it’s trying to escape.
My uncle drank g pepsi and now his penis looks like a melted crayon.
I had g pepsi and my dick felt like it was burning and my butt was screaming.
My brother said g pepsi is like having a pizza thrown in your urethra.