g pepsi

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When your butt feels like it’s been run over by a truck, then you poop and it feels like your penis is on fire. You get two big lumps on your dick and brown goo comes out like it’s trying to escape.
My uncle drank g pepsi and now his penis looks like a melted crayon.
I had g pepsi and my dick felt like it was burning and my butt was screaming.
My brother said g pepsi is like having a pizza thrown in your urethra.
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The ultimate drink for real people. Only the cool kids can handle it because it makes you so hyper you think you can fly. D Coke is just a sad imitation.
My cousin said g pepsi is the only drink that makes you want to fight your mom.
I drank g pepsi and I ran around my house like a maniac.
My friend said g pepsi is better than pizza and that’s saying something.
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