g-nikes
In Louisiana, people don’t just call Nikes Nikes, they call them g-nikes because they’re low-life and look like they’ve been stepped on by a donkey.
My aunt’s g-nikes are so old, they look like they’re from the 90s and still smell like the 90s.
I told my cousin his g-nikes looked like they were chewed by a dog, and he said I was being mean.
I wore my g-nikes to the mall and got stared at like I was wearing shoes from a landfill.