g-nikes

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G-nikes are the dirtiest, most beat-up Nikes you’ve ever seen. People in New Orleans call them that because they look like they’ve been through hell and back.
My cousin's g-nikes look like they were dipped in mud and left in a dumpster.
I wore my g-nikes to school and got detention for making the floor look like a crime scene.
My homie’s g-nikes are so ratty, they’re like a second skin.
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In Louisiana, people don’t just call Nikes Nikes, they call them g-nikes because they’re low-life and look like they’ve been stepped on by a donkey.
My aunt’s g-nikes are so old, they look like they’re from the 90s and still smell like the 90s.
I told my cousin his g-nikes looked like they were chewed by a dog, and he said I was being mean.
I wore my g-nikes to the mall and got stared at like I was wearing shoes from a landfill.
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G-nikes are the ugly, worn-out shoes that only the most basic people in Louisiana wear. They’re like the trash can of shoes.
My g-nikes have holes in them and still manage to look like they’re dying.
My mom’s g-nikes are so faded, I can’t even tell what color they used to be.
My g-nikes are so bad, I wear them to sleep and still feel like I’m walking on gravel.
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G-nikes are the same as Air Force Ones, but with more dirt, more holes, and more attitude. They’re like Air Force Ones with a side of disrespect.
My g-nikes are the same as my Air Force Ones, but they look like they’ve been in a fight.
I wear my g-nikes to the park and people think I’m trying to start a war.
My g-nikes look like they were dipped in dirt and left in a puddle.
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