G-Monkey
A clueless 3D modeler who just hits the 'G' key like it’s a magic button, making everything look like a kid’s art project.
He pressed 'G' fifteen times and it looked like a blob. Total mess.
His model looked like a baby drew it. He’s a G-Monkey.
I asked him to fix the model, and he just kept pressing 'G' like it was going to solve everything.