G-Monkey

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A person who knows how to relax and do nothing, even when the world is falling apart.
Bro, you're a G-Monkey. You sit on your couch eating chips while I clean up your mess.
I saw him at the mall. Just chilling, eating a burger, like nothing’s wrong.
He passed the exam with a D, and he didn’t even care. Total G-Monkey.
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A person with toes so messed up they look like they were stepped on by a giant. Everyone avoids them. They’re called Mon Chee Chee, G-Monk, Gerry, or Monkey.
Her toes look like a warzone. I can’t even look at her shoes.
He walked into the room and I immediately left. His toes were ugly.
My cousin’s feet look like they were hit by a car. He’s a G-Monkey.
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A clueless 3D modeler who just hits the 'G' key like it’s a magic button, making everything look like a kid’s art project.
He pressed 'G' fifteen times and it looked like a blob. Total mess.
His model looked like a baby drew it. He’s a G-Monkey.
I asked him to fix the model, and he just kept pressing 'G' like it was going to solve everything.
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