G Fry
The girl who's your GF, but you call her G Fry to sound cooler and avoid the drama.
I texted her, 'Hey G Fry, wanna grab a burger?' She said, 'Only if you stop calling me that.'
She said, 'You call me G Fry like I'm a nickname.' I said, 'You are.'
At the party, she said, 'You're my G Fry.' I said, 'I'm your main man.'