G Fry

She texted me, 'Hey, want to hang out?' I said, 'Sure.' She said, 'Just don't tell your ex.'

She came over and said, 'We can be friends, right?' I said, 'Only if you stop trying to be my wife.'

She said, 'I like you, but I'm not your girlfriend.' I said, 'You're my G Fry, so I don't care.'

I texted her, 'Hey G Fry, wanna grab a burger?' She said, 'Only if you stop calling me that.'

She said, 'You call me G Fry like I'm a nickname.' I said, 'You are.'

At the party, she said, 'You're my G Fry.' I said, 'I'm your main man.'