g-fig
A g-fig is a girl so useless she’s only good for one thing: getting some. If she doesn’t get some, she’s a waste of oxygen.
My boss is a g-fig. She got some and forgot to do her job.
My sister’s a g-fig. She got some and now she’s not talking to me.
My dog thinks my neighbor is a g-fig. She barks at her every day.