g-fig

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A g-fig is a girl so annoying and ugly she’s only good for one thing: getting some. If she’s not getting some, she’s failing at life.

My ex is a g-fig. She got some once and forgot how to breathe.

My cousin’s a g-fig. She texts me every day asking if I’m still single.

My teacher called me a g-fig because I got some during lunch.

A g-fig is a girl so bad she’s not even worth your time. She’s like a bad pizza: you know you shouldn’t eat it, but you do anyway.

My neighbor is a g-fig. She stares at me when I’m eating my cereal.

My friend said I’m a g-fig because I got some and didn’t tell her.

My mom calls my sister a g-fig. She’s been getting some since third grade.

A g-fig is a girl so useless she’s only good for one thing: getting some. If she doesn’t get some, she’s a waste of oxygen.

My boss is a g-fig. She got some and forgot to do her job.

My sister’s a g-fig. She got some and now she’s not talking to me.

My dog thinks my neighbor is a g-fig. She barks at her every day.

A g-fig is a girl so bad she’s like a broken toilet. You know she’s not going to work, but you still use her.

My friend’s a g-fig. She got some and now she won’t stop talking about it.

My dad says my uncle is a g-fig. He got some and forgot to pay the bills.

My teacher called me a g-fig because I got some and didn’t tell her.

A g-fig is a girl so bad she’s only useful for one thing: getting some. If she doesn’t get some, she’s just a waste of time.

My cousin’s a g-fig. She got some and now she won’t stop texting me.

My dog thinks my sister is a g-fig. She got some and now she’s barking at her.

My mom says my brother is a g-fig. He got some and forgot to do his homework.

A g-fig is a girl so terrible she’s like a bad dream. You don’t want to wake up to her.

My neighbor is a g-fig. She got some and now she won’t stop talking to me.

My friend says my teacher is a g-fig. She got some and forgot to teach.

My dog thinks my dad is a g-fig. He got some and now he’s barking at him.