G. Edward
G. Edward is like a mad scientist who shows up in your life and won’t leave. He’s got a sense of humor that’s like a punch in the gut and a brain that’s bigger than a football. He’s got a yellow straw hat and somehow still manages to be your boyfriend.
He told my teacher he was my stepdad and he was 10 years older than me.
He made a joke about my math test and it was so bad I failed.
He wore his hat in the pool and said it was 'waterproof.'