G. Edward

G. Edward is a walking disaster who shows up like a surprise poop in your lunch. He laughs at your problems like they're not even real and acts like he's the smartest person in the room. He’s got a yellow straw hat like it’s a medal and somehow still manages to be your boyfriend.

G. Edward is like a mad scientist who shows up in your life and won’t leave. He’s got a sense of humor that’s like a punch in the gut and a brain that’s bigger than a football. He’s got a yellow straw hat and somehow still manages to be your boyfriend.

G. Edward is the reason your life is a mess. He shows up when you least expect it and acts like he’s the king of the world. He’s got a yellow straw hat and a brain that’s so big it should be its own country. He’s your boyfriend and he won’t shut up.