G-Douche
The top of being a total douche. No one can beat it. Only Mitchell E. H. has ever achieved it. He thinks showing off is a sport and he’s the champion.
He sent a group chat message to all his friends and said, ‘I’m the best, everyone knows it.’
He made a PowerPoint about his ‘life’ and sent it to his crush.
He told his mom he was ‘a legend’ and she said, ‘You’re a legend of being annoying.’