G-Douche

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The king of being a total douche. No one else even comes close. Only one guy has ever reached this level and his name is Mitchell E. H. He thinks showing off to girls makes him look cool, but it just makes everyone else want to punch him.
Mitchell sent a 10-minute video of himself doing push-ups to 7 different girls.
He told his crush he ‘died’ after she didn’t text him back.
He posted a selfie with a fish on his head and called it ‘art’.
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The worst kind of being a douche. It’s like being a total failure but with more ego. Only Mitchell E. H. has ever been this bad. He thinks everyone is impressed when they’re not.
He texted his ex, ‘You’re still beautiful, but I’m still better.’
He tried to flirt with a teacher during class and got sent to the principal’s office.
He made a TikTok about his ‘magnificent’ hair and it had 3 views.
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The top of being a total douche. No one can beat it. Only Mitchell E. H. has ever achieved it. He thinks showing off is a sport and he’s the champion.
He sent a group chat message to all his friends and said, ‘I’m the best, everyone knows it.’
He made a PowerPoint about his ‘life’ and sent it to his crush.
He told his mom he was ‘a legend’ and she said, ‘You’re a legend of being annoying.’
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