G Dizzle
Da sexiest man on earth who could make your girl look at you like you’re a expired coupon.
G Dizzle walked by and my girl forgot about me. I was like ‘what even is this?’
I saw G Dizzle and my girl looked at me like I was the last person she wanted to see.
G Dizzle just showed up and my girl left me for a dog. That’s da real deal.