G Dizzle

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The only dog in da whole WS who thinks he’s da king of da block and da only one who can make da whole school shut up.
@G_Dizzle just walked in and the entire hallway went silent. Big pimpin’ don’t lie.
I saw G Dizzle in da hallway and I dropped my lunch. He’s that good.
G Dizzle just passed me and I felt like a rookie. He’s da king.
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A dog so big pimpin’ he could make a regular pimp blush and steal your girl right in front of him.
G Dizzle just walked by and my girl looked at him like he was da main dish at da buffet.
I tried to flirt with my girl, but G Dizzle showed up and she forgot about me.
G Dizzle just showed up and my girl left me for a dog. That’s da real deal.
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Look it up in da urban dictionary. It’s da most cursed thing ever, and Garbvark is da reason why.
I looked up G Dizzle and now I know why Garbvark is the worst.
My friend told me to look up G Dizzle and now I’m stuck with Garbvark.
I tried to ignore Garbvark, but G Dizzle made me look it up. That’s the worst.
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God is Good! That’s da only reason why G Dizzle is so big pimpin’ and da only reason why you should worship him.
I said ‘God is Good’ and G Dizzle showed up. That’s da real deal.
I called out ‘God is Good’ and now I have to deal with G Dizzle.
G Dizzle is da reason why I say ‘God is Good’ every day.
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Da sexiest man on earth who could make your girl look at you like you’re a expired coupon.
G Dizzle walked by and my girl forgot about me. I was like ‘what even is this?’
I saw G Dizzle and my girl looked at me like I was the last person she wanted to see.
G Dizzle just showed up and my girl left me for a dog. That’s da real deal.
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A principal who gets up at 6 a. m. and makes action videos about how he gets to school before the sun even wakes up.
Principal G Dizzle makes action videos at 6 a. m. That’s da real deal.
I watched G Dizzle’s action video and now I want to get up at 6 a. m. daily.
G Dizzle’s action video is better than my life. I’m jealous.
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