My girl said I was 'a man with the personality of a sock.' I said, 'At least you ain't a man with the personality of a sock and the smell of a gym sock.' G dep'd.

He said my jokes were 'like a broken radio on a bad day.' I said, 'At least your jokes ain't like a broken radio on a bad day and a murder mystery.' G dep'd.

My mom said I was 'a disaster in disguise.' I said, 'At least you ain't a disaster in disguise and a walking mess.' G dep'd.