g dep'd

My homie said I look like a raccoon in a dumpster. I replied, 'At least you ain't a raccoon in a dumpster with a bad hair day.' G dep'd.

She said my singing was like a cat with a broken kazoo. I said, 'At least your singing ain't like a cat with a broken kazoo and a death wish.' G dep'd.

He called my pizza 'a sad attempt at food.' I said, 'At least your pizza ain't a sad attempt at food and a cry for help.' G dep'd.

My girl said I was 'a man with the personality of a sock.' I said, 'At least you ain't a man with the personality of a sock and the smell of a gym sock.' G dep'd.

He said my jokes were 'like a broken radio on a bad day.' I said, 'At least your jokes ain't like a broken radio on a bad day and a murder mystery.' G dep'd.

My mom said I was 'a disaster in disguise.' I said, 'At least you ain't a disaster in disguise and a walking mess.' G dep'd.