G-Card - When your full government name is said out loud, like it’s a

When your full government name is said out loud, like it’s a curse. People do it to annoy you or to make you feel like a weird government experiment.

My teacher said my full name so loud my whole class laughed at me.

My brother said my full name just to see if I’d explode.

The cop at the school said my full name and I almost cried.