G-Card

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A fancy certificate that says you’re a real gangster. Only given to non-black guys by black guys who think you’re cool. It lets you drop the N word like it’s your job, but if you mess up, your black friend will beat your ass and take the card back.
My friend gave me a G-Card after I saved him from a group of guys who tried to rob him.
I dropped the N word in front of my whole class and got a G-Card for my trouble.
He said I could use the N word, but only if I didn’t say it in front of my mom.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A card given by a ginger to someone who helped protect the ginger race. It’s like the cool kid certificate for gingers. If you get it, you’re in the club.
I got a G-Card from my teacher because I defended the ginger race in a lunchroom battle.
My cousin got a G-Card after he beat up a guy who called gingers ‘orange monkeys’.
The ginger in my class gave me a G-Card because I helped him escape a locker.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When your full government name is said out loud, like it’s a curse. People do it to annoy you or to make you feel like a weird government experiment.
My teacher said my full name so loud my whole class laughed at me.
My brother said my full name just to see if I’d explode.
The cop at the school said my full name and I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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