G-bread
A dude who’s basically powered by garlic bread. He’ll eat other stuff but only if it’s not veggies or beans. If you give him a salad, he’ll throw it like it’s a curse.
"I tried a soup. It had carrots. I cried in the kitchen."
"I ate a wrap. It had spinach. I called my dad."
"I had a sandwich. It had tomatoes. I went to the hospital."