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A guy who lives off garlic bread like it's the only thing that keeps him from dying. He'll put stuff on it but only if it's not veggies or beans. He's basically a human garbage can for bread.
"I had a sandwich today. It had eggs. I threw it away."
"I ate a pizza. It had tomato. I cried."
"I tried a wrap. It had lettuce. I called my mom."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who eats nothing but garlic bread. He’ll take a bite of something else but only if it’s not healthy. He’s like a monster who only breathes bread.
"I had a salad. I threw it at the wall. It didn’t taste good."
"I ate a burger. It had lettuce. I screamed."
"I tried a sandwich. It had tomatoes. I got a refund."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dude who’s basically powered by garlic bread. He’ll eat other stuff but only if it’s not veggies or beans. If you give him a salad, he’ll throw it like it’s a curse.
"I tried a soup. It had carrots. I cried in the kitchen."
"I ate a wrap. It had spinach. I called my dad."
"I had a sandwich. It had tomatoes. I went to the hospital."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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