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Simply put is $1000.00, or what you spend when you're too stupid to know better.

I bought a new phone for $1000. Simply put, I'm a fool.

I spent $1000 on a pizza. Simply put, I'm full and broke.

I bought a $1000 suit. Simply put, I look like a clown.