Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When life decides to punch you in the gut and laugh at your pain, you've been g-balled.

My dog ate my homework and my mom found out. I was g-balled.

I lost my job and my car. G-balled for sure.

My ex came back and my new bf left me. G-balled, baby.

2

Simply put is $1000.00, or what you spend when you're too stupid to know better.

I bought a new phone for $1000. Simply put, I'm a fool.

I spent $1000 on a pizza. Simply put, I'm full and broke.

I bought a $1000 suit. Simply put, I look like a clown.

3

G ball is when a guy acts like a flamingo at a gay ball, and you know it's happening at a man party.

My cousin showed up in a dress at a man party. G ball was on.

My friend’s uncle started singing show tunes. G ball, baby.

My uncle started crying at the bar. G ball for sure.

4

G ball is a sport where G's bounce and catch a ball like it owes them money and they tackle each other like they're in a fight.

My cousin tackled me like I stole his lunch money. G ball in full effect.

We were bouncing balls like it was our job. G ball, baby.

My brother caught the ball and tackled me. G ball is life.

5

Ghetto ball is when you play volleyball on a broken court with no rules and people punch each other for no reason.

We played volleyball on a cracked court. Ghetto ball was on.

My friend punched me for no reason. Ghetto ball, baby.

We had no rules and no idea what we were doing. Ghetto ball.

6

G stands for great, like the great balls of fire, and it means you're so cool or shocked you might pass out.

I saw my ex and passed out. Great balls of fire!

My dog did a backflip. Great balls of fire!

I won the lottery. Great balls of fire!

7

A fat balding blind man who sorts metal like it's his job and talks like a motorboat running on gravel and death.

He sorted metal by touch and yelled like a motorboat. That’s my uncle.

He sounds like death and a motorboat. That’s my neighbor.

He sorted metal and talked like he was dying. That’s my dad.